NEW ANTI-NUKE MOVEMENT IS DECLARED. NUDE PROTESTERS GATHER AT CROTON GARBAGE COLLECTION SITE! MANY CASES OF FROSTBITE ARE REPORTED!
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DANGER..... FOUL ABOMINATIONS ENDANGER PEEKSKILL REGION, GREENPEACE IS ALERTED TO BRING ON THE ATTACK SURFBOARDS!
Peekskill , February 2007. A foul odor emanating from the train station where Universalist Church members had been reading Das Kapital, and farting in protest against the happiness of modern society, has reach high into the streets of Peekskill, entering the yards of many Green Party members, where it is now indistinguishable from the aroma of boiling Tofu.
Protesting members, lying nude in their backyards for over six weeks have called Maurice Hinchey to come and throw some fresh topsoil on their rotting bodies, which are now indistinguishable from boiling tofu.
The sense of outrage, justice, victimization, and absolute silliness has enveloped this once bucolic city of 28,000 illegal immigrants, and about 450 non-Mexican residents.
To broaden their call to an ecumenical general rising, the protesters have also decided to shout the words "nuclear", "Indian Point" "peace", and "freedom" over and over, to keep themselves warm while living "off the grid" in their backyards, which are now indistinguishable from the aroma of boiling Tofu!
